I don’t. I don’t want anybody else to touch you. I’m silly. I get furious if they touch you.Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via observando)
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order